May 2012
- Me: *turns on radio*
- Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
- Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
- Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
- Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
- Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
- Me: *turns off radio*
onward2!
Welp I finished my portfolio. Though I might get a few points knocked off because I didn’t put the creative writing piece in MLA format. But if I did then it would’ve been six pages long and yeah fuck that shit, I’m saving trees. It’s two pages in a smaller font and single spacing, so.
Now I just have to bullshit two pages of my rough draft by tomorrow…
- friend: what's otp stand for?
- me: one true pairing
- friend: tell me about your one true pairing
- me: ...
- friend: ...
- me: ....
- friend: ....
- me: which one
April 2012
I actually just bullshitted a roleplay reply to her
and I’m going to bullshit once or twice more until I pull the excuse on her like
OH SHIT I JUST LOOKED AT THE WEBSITE AND DISCOVERED THAT MY ROUGH DRAFT IS DUE IN TWO DAYS I SHOULD PROBABLY GO WORK ON THAT AND THEN SLEEP BECAUSE SLEEP IS IMPORTANT HAHAHAA—
jinazo replied to your post: creys
Tell her.. “I don’t want to rp with you because of reasons.” Frankly if it was me, i would’ve just said I’m not really into that stuff anymore… or straight up tell the kid ‘you suck at it’. Aries personality showing. Tell her ur doing finals! 8D
creys she’s so persistent though and you know I’m not the sort to just throw like a molotov into a building, I’m the sort to just leave a trail of candy with the occasional notes like “hey so like” ; “im sorta busy” ; “with finals and all that so like” ; “lets do this another time lol”
OTL
Also she’s not a kid, she’s like five years older than us if I remember correctly. She was in college back when we were like freshmen/sophomore.
- (on the phone together.)
- Kalani: Hey dear, what part of your portfolio did you work on today?
- Me: (multitasking and misheard that as "What else did you do besides your portfolio today?") ... Portfolio....
- Kalani: Lololol, what?
- Me: Huh?
- Kalani: I said, what part of your portfolio did you work on today? And you said "portfolio..."
- Me: What.
- Kalani: Lololol "portfolio..." So cute.
